The HK media makes the News Of The World look kind. A few years ago, a famous HK actress was gang-raped by triad members. One of the tabloids actually POSTED THE PHOTOS.”
— Hot damn, Lainey!
Apparently the thought that a little boy might be surprised to find he shares the same hair texture as his President is new to some people. #postracial
Obama talks to Barnard grads, proves he’s the good dad we all thought him to be.
A thing of beauty that you just have to read for yourself. Includes the information that:
By the end of 1998, young Jonah Goldberg had an enviable contributing editor gig at the National Review, the most prominent conservative magazine in the country. Before Lewinsky, Jonah Goldberg had been writing and producing public television documentaries on gargoyles.
Okay, so there were a few lumps I had to swallow while reading this. It’s not like I expect anything better out of Romney at this point but seriously - he doesn’t remember?
How often did he jump on his schoolmates?
In my industry, if I woke up as a woman I would lose 75 percent of my work and 50 percent of my salary.”
— George Clooney fluff piece goes in an unexpected direction.
What’s not to love?
"Don’t you want your dad in your vagina?"
There needs to be a word that means shudder+bwahahah. A cringe-laugh, if you will.
Really? You wanted your daughter to sit there and listen to that? Father of the year, that’s you.
My grandparents were in charge of Nazis, I was in charge of Communists.”
— Fran Leibowitz on race, privilege and being an American. So, are black people cooler than white people? “It’s a teenager’s idea of an idea… It puts the moron in oxymoron.”
What the Onion thinks today, wingnuts will prove true tomorrow. #modernlife
There is nothing braver than a Western protagonist. We’re talking to you, Matthew McConaughey.”
— Oh snap!