June 2012
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The time Jerry Bruckheimer made January Jones... →
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Praise the lord! A better bra... shop! →
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The HK media makes the News Of The World look kind. A few years ago, a famous HK...
– Hot damn, Lainey!
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The darker side of childhood →
May 2012
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Our earliest aliens →
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This poor woman will only ever be known as Rojo... →
But only out of the deepest love and affection. So I guess there are worse fates in life.
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Vanity Fair was a magazine of no opinion, but I had opinions. So I was fired.
– the inimitable Dorothy Parker
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The Internet-driven story of the Tom Cruise... →
Has it only been 7 years? It feels like forever.
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Daddy, how did we find her?
– The cutest story you’ll read today.
Holy Jesus Mother of God! →
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The songs of Gangs of Wasseypur →
Listen, then buy. Support your local indie filmmaker!
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The young Queen Elizabeth, courtesy The Daily Fail →
Charming.
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the 1918 Sears catalogue had it as a home-aid every woman appreciates: The...
– So anybody seen Hysteria yet?
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AHAHAHHAHA! Don't fuck with Marc Jacobs →
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Why do artists think, if they behave in this way, that we should be on their...
– Salman Rushdie, On Censorship
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The "Keh ke loonga" bit alone is worth clicking on... →
LMAO!
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Kissing Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind was not that exciting. His dentures...
– Ah, Vivien Leigh.
Things I had forgotten about Gone With the Wind. Plus a couple I didn’t know.
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On Flickr flickering out →
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On turning into our mothers & other superstitions →
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Suryavanshi
She: The lyrics of this song are stupid.
Me: This whole movie is stupid.
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Opening of the prologue to A Memory of Light →
The end of my childhood is in sight.
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Dude hits wall. Wall hits back. →
Sometimes I wonder why I don’t watch sports.
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The guys are rapists, but the girls want to get fucked
– If it’s a college town, then this is the life. I’ll never stop thanking God for my paranoid dad.
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Alex Pareene's takedown of Jonah Goldberg is the... →
A thing of beauty that you just have to read for yourself. Includes the information that:
By the end of 1998, young Jonah Goldberg had an enviable contributing editor gig at the National Review, the most prominent conservative magazine in the country. Before Lewinsky, Jonah Goldberg had been writing and producing public television documentaries on gargoyles.
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Worse than Romney assaulting this kid, is that he... →
Okay, so there were a few lumps I had to swallow while reading this. It’s not like I expect anything better out of Romney at this point but seriously - he doesn’t remember?
How often did he jump on his schoolmates?
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